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Postby Shepard » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:51 pm

This guy is sailing his yacht out in the Bermuda Triangle and it sinks. He swims for a while and makes it to a small island. Day after day he sits on the beach and hopes to see a passing ship. He's there for 10 long years. One day as he's sitting watching, he sees something, he just keeps watching and low and behold a beautiful blonde in a wet suit walks up outta the surf. She sees that the guy has been there a long time. The guy tells her his story and how long he's been there. He tells her that he hasn't had a smoke in 10 years so she opens a waterproof pocket on her sleeve and pulls out a pack of smokes. He lights up and takes a puff, he says its been 10 years, you wouldn't by chance have any whiskey on you. Well she open up a waterproof pocket on her other sleeve and pull out a flask and hands it to him. As hes drinking the whiskey and smoking the cigarette she starts to pull down that long zipper on the front of her wet suit. She looks him in the eyes and says "how long has it been sense you've had any real fun". He looks her in the eyes and says you've got golf clubs in there.
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Re: Real Fun

Postby Marauder 1 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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